Notes Design

Clearly, what our society really needs is a faster way to drink beer. Many a night we've ordered a beer in a restaurant and lamented that they refused to bring us a funnel and hose.

Here to solve that problem is the Bierstick, a sort of hydraulic pump that holds two cans' worth of beer. Put your mouth on one end, press the other end against the wall and you're well on your way to cirrhosis of the liver.

The device is fairly cheap, about twenty bucks. And come September, 'round Gamma House way, there's going to be a huge contingent of freshman pledges who'll wish this damn thing was never invented.

via crunch gear